What do You Think???

Ok, so we at WNBNI finally got our library card (It’s only been 2 ½ years in this city.) And due to that we want to know what you think. Would you like more book reports in the blog? If so what kind of books would you like us to review? We’ll read most everything just a few ground rules:
1. We joined the county library, so although there are like 20 different branches, they are for the most part small and may not have every new book on hand, and we aren’t going to drive across the county or put our name on the waiting list for most books.
2. We will not read any book that is all about sex. We have on occasion read “romance” novels that were clearly mismarked because they were mostly about a mystery or daily life and just happened to include adult interactions, but we do not want to waist time on trashy paperback where body parts are constantly heaving or throbbing. It’s just not good lit. If we want to read about that we would read the “Kama Sutra” which incidentally we are willing to read as even that for the most part isn’t about sex.
3. We will not check out “The Catcher and the Rye.” Everyone knows that if you want to read that book you go to a used bookstore where no one knows you and you pay for it with cash. Otherwise you get on a government list and if you’re lucky they don’t send you to Gitmo. For any government people reading this we have NEVER read the book and we never plan on it. Also in 7th grade when we checked out “1984” by George Orwell we didn’t finish the book as we were afraid that our mom would look at it and read some part that was about sex and take away our library card. But wasn’t it just horrible how that man acted against the government’s control of his life? I wonder what reasonable action they took against him when he was found out for the free loving, self thinking, slime that he was.

Any way we await your thoughts on the subject. Also we would like to let you know if you don’t have an opinion on it, we will do what ever we want and if you don’t like it it will be your fault because you should have said something now. So send in your comments.