What Kind of Vampire are You Quiz:

1. How did you become a vampire?

A. An animal jumped over your corpse, crossed your funeral procession or you were evil in your life.
B. You were repeating attacked by a vampire
C. You drank vampire blood
D. You were born one
E. A vampire bit you once, killing and turning you



2. What do you look like?

A. A bloated corpse
B. A shiny supermodel
C. Mostly like you did before, maybe a little pale
D. Sometimes a bat or wolf



3. What were you before becoming a vampire?

A. A minor noble
B. A teenager
C. An average middle class person
D. A peasant, most likely dying of consumption



4. What do you drink?

A. The blood of evil people, animals, blood bank blood; whatever you can find without killing the innocent.
B. Coffee
C. Only animal blood and the occasional bit of human food to look normal
D. The blood of your family
E. The blood of fair maidens


5. How do you spend your nights?

A. Stare at people when they sleep
B. Same thing you do every night. . . Try and take over the world
C. Visiting living family members, occasional impregnation your former wife
D. Eat, party, work, shop. . . basically the same types of things you did when alive



6. What does sunlight do to you?

A. I don’t know I’m never out in the day
B. Reduces your powers
C. Spontaneous combustion
D. Worst sunburn ever
E. Nothing
F. It makes you blindingly shiny



7. Does garlic affect you?

A. Yes
B. No



8. What most makes a vampire different then humans?

A. They are dead, evil soulless beings
B. They are undead
C. They crave human blood and have fangs
D. They have different DNA



Points for each answer to follow results to make it harder to see in advance.

Results:

39 or more: You are an Eastern European folklore vampire. You might have just been some poor unlucky person that now is forced to attack your loved ones each night, or you could have been an evil witch that enjoys your new powers. Either way one day the mob of angry villagers will arrive when you are asleep in your grave to dig you up, stake you, cut you to pieces, burn you and maybe feed your ashes to the sick.

38-28 You are a classic lit. or movie vampire. You’re rich, noble, powerful and ready to end life as we know it. Good thing that the heroes always kill you in the end.

27-8 You are a modern lit. or movie vampire. You might be rich, sexy and famous, or you could be flipping burgers on the night shift to pay for all the dry cleaning bills to get the blood out of your clothes. Either case be glad, you don’t have to hide in the shadows forever, as long as you don’t act like a soulless ghoul you’ll find friends both alive and undead. Also vampire rights are just around the corner, if your world doesn’t have them already.

7 and under: You are not a vampire. I’m not sure what you are, but look into mutants, fairies, and rare medical/mental conditions. If you still believe that you are a vampire, please study vampire history and rework your world accordingly. Also some basic biology, animal behavior, etc.


1. A) 6 B) 5 C) 3 D) 1 E)0
2. A) 6 B) 0 C) 4 D)5
3. A) 5 B) 1 C) 3 D) 5
4. A) 3 B) 2 C) 1 D)6 E)4
5. A) 1 B)4 C) 6 D) 3
6. A) 6 B)5 C)3 D)2 E)4 F)0
7. A)2 B)1
8. A) 5 B) 3 C)2 D) 1