Attention MI and SC

Remember that today is the primary in your states, so get out and vote because every vote counts! Unless of course, you are a Democrat in Michigan. Then don’t bother because the party refuses to count your vote just because your state changed the date of the primaries, which you also had no say in. Boy, for a party running 3 minority candidates in one year (a female, African-American, and a magic leprechaun [we want to know what spell he used to get such a HOT wife]) the Democrats sure are picky. First, they won’t let Stephen Colbert run in SC, even though he is actually a Democrat. (Luckily, Huckabee still is offering him a chance to be Vice-Pres so he can enjoy the race threw him.) Now, they aren’t counting votes in a state that has been known to be a swing state in the election, way to piss off the people you’ll need in a few months! Anyway, if you’re in SC or in any other party then Democrats in Michigan go out and vote. And if you are a Michigan Dem. You could always right in a vote that won’t be counted to say “Screw you, party for not counting me!” We hear Ralph Wigmins is running.