Monday, December 04, 2006

Holiday Gift Giving Guide

Here are some ideas for gifts for the cubical dweller in your life. Which we are Weird News B.N.I. do not own, except of course the 1st one. (Hey it’s the law.)

Office Space- This DVD must be owned by anyone who has ever worked in an office or a large company. (Compliance to this will be mandatory starting Jan. 1st 2008.) So if your friend doesn’t own it, they need to.

The Office Space Kit- It contains the things that anyone who has watched Office Space has always wanted including; Flair, TPS Report covers, a “Jump to Conclusions” mat, a sign asking “Is it Good for the Company?” and more.

A Rubik’s Cube – It’s a great way to waste the 8 hours your “working” every day.

A 20 questions game – see above.

Despair, Inc. 2007 Calendar – It contains 12 great Demotiavtor designs. (Think the cheesy picture of a man climbing a mountain at work, only a realistic message.) It also includes less then important dates, like July 9th, 1982 was the theatrical release of TRON. (This is available at

Dilbert 2007 Calendar – If they hang it up at work, it’s a cube inside a cube! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

Try Rebooting Yourself: A Dilbert Collection BY: Scott Adams- as this is the newest book; they may not have it yet.

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