The to do list for 2 year olds:
1 month- 1 week before:
_ get out every toy you own
_ if asked about toys insist that your friend wants to play with them
_ ask when your friend is coming over 3 times a day
1 week – 1 day before:
_ ask when your friend is coming over every 5 mins.
_ spill red juice on every light colored surface in house
_ learn 2 new inappropriate words
Day of play date:
_ wake up at 3 a.m.
_ refuse to take nap
_5 mins. before your friend arrives poop everywhere: pants, hair, nose, floors, walls, ceilings etc. or get pet to poop or vomit in a small hard to reach corner of house
_ ask when your friend is coming over every 2 mins.
_ when friend comes over refuse to have anything to do with them.
_yell and take away any toys friend touches
_throw snack at friend
_when it’s time for your friend to leave scream and cry about how they can’t leave
_ask when friend is coming over again every 20 mins
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