Quotes on Death

+ There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?
Woody Allen

+ Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome.
Isaac Asimov

+ If you live to be one hundred, you've got it made. Very few people die past that age.
George Burns

+ For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off.
Johnny Carson

+ As a well-spent day brings happy sleep, so life well used brings happy death.
Leonardo da Vinci

+ Never knock on Death's door: ring the bell and run away! Death really hates that!
Matt Frewer

+ A single death is a tragedy; a million deaths is a statistic.
Joseph Stalin

+ The report of my death was an exaggeration.
Mark Twain

+ I suppose that I shall have to die beyond my means.
Oscar Wilde