Tuesday, June 24, 2008

Famous Author: Dave Barry

Born: 1947
Died: in the future
Famous for: Books, newspaper columns, life being turned into a ‘90’s TV show, playing himself on TV.

Quotes:
- You can only be young once. But you can always be immature.
- Life is anything that dies when you stomp on it.
- If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base.
- Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise for them to bark violently at nothing right in your ear.
- Electricity is actually made up of extremely tiny particles called electrons, that you cannot see with the naked eye unless you have been drinking.

No comments: