Monday, June 23, 2008

Gratuitous “Office Space” Quotes

As you may know, we at WNBNI consider “Office Space” to be the great work sucks movie and as such quote it over and over again for no real good reason. As we have gone months without quoting it, these are obviously overdue.

* “The thing is, Bob, it's not that I'm lazy, it's that I just don't care.”

* “No, not again. I... why does it say paper jam when there is no paper jam? I swear to God, one of these days, I just kick this piece of shit out the window.”

* “The ratio of people to cake is too big.”

* “I deal with the god damn customers so the engineers don't have to. I have people skills; I am good at dealing with people. Can't you understand that? What the hell is wrong with you people?”

* “I can’t believe what a bunch of nerds we are. We’re looking up money laundering in a dictionary.”

And of course. . .
* “And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told, I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then, then I'm, I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. And, and I told Don too, because they've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler because it didn't bind up as much, and I kept the staples for the Swingline stapler and it's not okay because if they take my stapler then I'll set the building on fire...”

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