We elves try to stick to the four main food groups: candy, candy canes, candy corns and syrup.
-elf
SANTA! OH MY GOD! SANTA'S COMING! I KNOW HIM! I KNOW HIM! -elf
I passed through the seven levels of the Candy Cane forest, through the sea of swirly twirly gum drops, and then I walked through the Lincoln Tunnel.
-elf
Can I refill your eggnog for you? Get you something to eat? Drive you out to the middle of nowhere and leave you for dead?
-Christmas vacation
You'll shoot your eye out, kid. - A Christmas story
Every kid, at the back of his mind, vaguely but insistently, believes that he will be struck blind before his 21st birthday. And then they'll be sorry. - A Christmas story
Christmas was on its way. Lovely, glorious, beautiful Christmas, upon which the entire kid year revolved. - A Christmas story
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