Friday, June 11, 2010

A Note to Self: Breaking Dawn

Breaking Dawn By: Stephenie Meyer
fiction: YA, paranormal, 756 pages
Book Count: 40

As readers of this blog know, I have stopped reviewing the "Twilight" books.

All I have to say is "Ha,Ha! If you didn't request "Eclipse" for me it would take a while before I got it and even longer for me to get this one. Now I know what happenes and you don't! (If you didn't get that, it wasn't for you.)

2 comments:

Bill said...

Oh, are you talking about the part where Bella becomes self-actualized and stops whining about the state of her life? Or the part where she decides to become a famous vampire hunter and uses gamma radiation to give her super powers, but unfortunately makes her skin green and gives her uncontrolled rage? Or is it when the werewolves get in trouble for eating out of the garbage? Or the one guy imprinting on his cousin's ultrasound? :)

JR Van said...

The part where we find out that Mike is a Gypsy warlock who curses both Edward and Jake turning them into anteaters. But, as Charlie is a genie he can change them back, but the only problem is that as Bella is half mermaid she turned into a fish on her 19th birthday and won't be able to change back for 2 years. And they have to change into fishes and find her, but due to the curse they may not be able to change back to normal.